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Title: A Nightmare And Some Comfort
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Dr. Frankland, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 3,194
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Yes, small one for S2E2.
Warnings: Dream sequences with non-graphic human testing, children in distress, mutations, and bad science choices. Also: Men who love men, Manly smooches, Fluff, Shmoop, even Cuddling—the horror.
Original Prompt: 9th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompts - Quote of the Day: "Please stop petting the test subjects." Use this however this inspires you.
Summary: John's dreaming that he's somehow back at the Baskerville labs, and he's doing fairly okay till he finds Sherlock—or, not actually Sherlock per se—then things are not okay.
Author's Notes: Back to the current BBC's John and Sherlock for this one. If you're worried about the 'children in distress' warning, it's in a dream and it's not physical or sexual abuse. Feel free to message me if you need a spoiler on that. This creepy scenario came to me pretty quickly after reading the prompt, and I don't think I've conveyed it thoroughly enough, but maybe that's a good thing. Don't worry, campers, there's enough fluffy happy ending here to kill off a dozen nightmares. I almost named this "Science, John" and you'll see why, but no.


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Title: Sex Toys Throughout The Ages 2/2
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes - Canon, BBC, & BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mentions of other characters.
Word Count: 10,528 (total of both halves)
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Men who love men, Manly smooches, Manly scrumpings, Smuff (smut and fluff), Improbable devices, Probable uses for improbable devices, Muse holding author captive, send help.
Original Prompt: 8th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompts - The Wonder of the Age: For Victorian Holmes & Watson it was things like telephones and motorcars; for current Sherlocks and John/Joan it’s more likely to be nanotechnology and/or iPhones; 22nd Century Holmes deals with androids and casual Moon travel. (For Sherlock Hound or Basil of Baker Street it’s probably flea powder.) Use or allude to such a modern miracle of the age for whatever age you choose.
Summary: Three different eras, three different versions of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, three different 'cutting edge' sex toys for their time.
Author's Notes: If this seems like an inordinately long (it is!) fic, it's really because this is three fics in one. I wanted to write the canon Victorian version, and the BBC version, and then I wanted to write my futuristic SciFi AU version and... well, I couldn't decide. So, obviously, I wrote them all. I am sorry the BBC version and the BBC SciFi AU version are so much alike, it's just that they're meant to be very much the same characters, only in the future. This isn't as feelthy or kinky as you'd think, actually, but here it is. Or here they are, however you like. Blame the Muse, as usual, I'll be having a nap.


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Title: Sex Toys Throughout The Ages 1/2
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes - Canon, BBC, & BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mentions of other characters.
Word Count: 10,528 (total of both halves)
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Men who love men, Manly smooches, Manly scrumpings, Smuff (smut and fluff), Improbable devices, Probable uses for improbable devices, Muse holding author captive, send help.
Original Prompt: 8th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompts - The Wonder of the Age: For Victorian Holmes & Watson it was things like telephones and motorcars; for current Sherlocks and John/Joan it’s more likely to be nanotechnology and/or iPhones; 22nd Century Holmes deals with androids and casual Moon travel. (For Sherlock Hound or Basil of Baker Street it’s probably flea powder.) Use or allude to such a modern miracle of the age for whatever age you choose.
Summary: Three different eras, three different versions of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, three different 'cutting edge' sex toys for their time.
Author's Notes: If this seems like an inordinately long (it is!) fic, it's really because this is three fics in one. I wanted to write the canon Victorian version, and the BBC version, and then I wanted to write my futuristic SciFi AU version and... well, I couldn't decide. So, obviously, I wrote them all. I am sorry the BBC version and the BBC SciFi AU version are so much alike, it's just that they're meant to be very much the same characters, only in the future. This isn't as feelthy or kinky as you'd think, actually, but here it is. Or here they are, however you like. Blame the Muse, as usual, I'll be having a nap.


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Beeblock AU Prompt Fic: Mistaken Epidemic

Title: Mistaken Epidemic
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 4,971
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Non-graphic descriptions of illness, non-human biology, Men who love other men, Manly smooches, Making stuff up at the speed of light, Muse still on the SciFi rocket to the ficcery.
Original Prompt: 7th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompts - Epidemic: A word to strike fear into the hearts of men, but one that can be used in reference to giggles as easily as germs. How you choose to employ it is up to you.
Summary: An epidemic has hit New London and Sherlock needs John's medical expertise to figure out why this disease isn't what it seems.
Author's Notes: This is another one that invaded my dreams. I dunno what it is about these prompts, but they've totally flipped the Muse's switch to 'FULL SPEED AHEAD'. Which is fabu, IMHO. Hope y'all like this one.
Extra Notes: I apparently, in all this wild ficcing, lost track of a detail that's like, srsly, NOT a small detail (at least to me), and I'll be updating the other fics, though I caught this one before posting. Sherlock and John, et al, live in New London, which is a part of Luna Settlement, like London is a part of England - or more like England is a part of Europe [or not, because Brexit? IDEK]. Sorry for being a doofus, I'll try to do better.


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Title: This Goldfish Is Not Impressed
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Mention of Mycroft Holmes, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 4,240
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Non-human foods, Men who love men, Manly smooches, Predominantly dialogue, Muse still in scifi mode.
Original Prompt: 6th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompts - Food, Glorious Food: A crime/mystery/anecdote/scenario involving food. As complex or simple as you wish to make it.
Summary: Greg comes over to relate a horror story about his luncheon meeting with Mycroft. Hijinx ensue.
Author's Notes: I actually dreamed part of this after seeing the prompt. Yeah, and you do not want to see the dish Greg's talking about. ARGH! EW! *wussy flailing* This is mostly dialogue and I hope some of you can enjoy it; I certainly had fun writing it. Yep, still in the SciFi AU, in case you're wondering.


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Title: Less A Costume Than A Disguise – Or Is It?
Rating: R
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 2,891
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Adult concepts, Men who love men, References to manly scrumpings, Humans who love non-humans, References to inter-species scrumpings, Blink and you'll miss it plot, the Muse is apparently getting frequent flier miles to the SciFi AU.
Original Prompt: 5th July - Watson's Woes July Writing Prompt - A False Moustache: As we know from canon, disguises and secret identities are Holmes' forte, but what about other characters? Involve someone else in disguise in today's entry.
Summary: John and Sherlock are at a fancy dress pleasure cruise party in costumes that are also disguises, and they're meant to meet Mycroft, who's in the most interesting disguise of all.
Author's Notes: Back to the SciFi AU, as you'll see. The Muse seems set on spending most of July there, so bring your passports. This one is just silly, so don't expect much, campers; though I hope you get a smile out of it, at least. I officially apologize for the weirdness - oh, you'll know it when you see it. ;p


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Beeblock Prompt Fic: The Apocalypse Game

Title: The Apocalypse Game
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Death, War, Famine, Pestilence; Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade
Word Count: 1,337
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No
Warnings: Confusing characters, Silliness, Manly smooches, Humor, Muse back in current BBC 'verse for a minute.
Original Prompt: 4th July - Watson's Woes July Prompt - Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Let Death, Famine, Pestilence, or War appear in your entry today in some fashion.
Summary: The four horsemen of the apocalypse are trying to finish armageddon, but not everyone's head is in the game, for long.
Author's Notes: I stewed and contemplated after seeing the prompt in the wee hours before bed, trying to come up with something doomy enough, but then realized I wasn't in a particularly doomish mood, so... you get silliness, my dear readers. I know few, if any, of you are surprised. Hope you have fun.


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Title: Boxes Full Of Memories
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Harriet Watson, Mention of Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, and Greg Lestrade, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 1,851
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Grief, Fluff, Maudlin nostalgic wallowing, References to manly scrumping, Manly smooches, Soppy sentiment, and the Muse still keeping us in orbit around the SciFi AU.
Original Prompt: 3rd July - Watson's Woes July Prompts - A cardboard box: whether it contains human ears or nothing at all, include a cardboard box somewhere in your entry.
Summary: John's going through things he's stored at Harry's, which stirs memories - bad and good - of the cause for his moving in with Harry: the tragic death of Sherlock Holmes. (You all know how that turned out, so don't worry.)
Author's Notes: Still in the same SciFi AU 'verse, which I'm not struggling very hard to get out of, obviously. I said I needed to write shorter fics, well, this one IS shorter than the last two, so... Go Me! \o/ This one's a bit sad and heart-hurty, maybe, but you know how I am with the happy endings, so... hang in there. If it's too soppy for you, I apologize, but I hope y'all like it well enough, anyhow.


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Title: Social Situations
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Misc. OCs; becomes SH/JW
Word Count: 3,828
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Lots of non-humans and non-human references, Non-graphic mild bloodshed, Flimsy excuse for double entendres and fluff, Muse still in the future.
Original Prompt: July 2nd Watson's Woes July Prompt: Roll The Dice: Have a character take a risk, whether it's a calculated or a foolhardy one.
Summary: Sherlock's attempting to get information from some locals in a seedy area of New London, instead he insults an alien and John has to dive in and get him out of trouble with information he picked up in the military.
Author's Notes: Looks like we're still in the same SciFi AU 'verse, so kinda yay for that (I am liking it there, myself), and I gotta write shorter fics, dammit. Yeah, alright, I know y'all are laughing at me. We all know how hard it is for me to write short fic. *eye roll at self* Aaaannnyway, this is set not long after this AU version of Sherlock and John met and started working together on Sherlock's cases. Alien customs and silliness, here, hope y'all like it okay.

UPDATE: Fixed a small plot hole, no major changes in the overall story.


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Title: Exit, Pursued By Mercenaries
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Misc OCs.
Word Count: 3,760
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Some blood and not too graphic descriptions of wounds, In Media Res, Utterly made up science, but SCIENCE!, Men who love men, Manly smooches, Muse gone to the future.
Original Prompt: July 1st Watson's Woes July Prompt: ’Tis But a Scratch: We’re called Watson's Woes, kids... Have Watson choose to hide something bad from Holmes, or to minimize it, for whatever reason; it may or may not end well.
Summary: John and Sherlock are awakened by space mercenaries hired by the evil Moriarty Corporation, and then things kind of go downhill.
Author's Notes: I dunno if I can do any better than last year, but this prompt grabbed me and here we are, me and the Muse who dragged me here. (I know, I know, but I gotta blame somebody!). Also, just saying, if I hadn't had sixty gajllion things to do today, this would've been finished hours ago. *le sigh*


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Title: Fairy Tale Wedding
Rating: PG-13, possibly NC-17 in later chapters
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlaine Harris/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mary Morstan/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Harriet ‘Harry’ Watson, Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Misc. OCs.
Word Count: 1,574 words in this chapter
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Non-graphic canon-typical violence, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Secret Identities, Women who love men, Men who love both women and men, Men who love men, Assorted smooches, Dangerously close to RomCom.
Original Prompt: Taken from "Society Page Seduction by Maureen Child": Millionaire Simon Pearce’s bride to be left him standing at the altar and wedding planner Megan Ashton was dumbfounded when she was asked to fill in. Be Simon’s bride. For a year. What better way to escape her situation than by marrying a gorgeous, powerful stranger?
Summary: Millionaire John Watson’s bride to be left him standing at the altar. Wedding planner Sherlaine Harris—secretly male consulting detective Sherlock Holmes—was dumbfounded when asked to fill in. Be John’s wife. For a year. What better way to escape his situation than by marrying a handsome, intriguing stranger? (The original title didn't work for the fic I ended up writing)
Author's Notes: I will be posting this first chapter to make the deadline (July 28th) and will be posting the rest as I go. Several chapters are already complete except for proofing, and I’ll be working on the rest in between my other projects. My plate is so full, it’s ridiculous, but this prompt really grabbed me. Send Muse Treats! ;D


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Title: Film Night With The Boys
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 1,032
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: No.
Warnings: Obscure references to a film, Immature behavior, Silliness, Bathroom humor, This is my Muse on raspberry wine.
Original Prompt: Tysolna asked for 'Something funny, no angst, and maybe some hurt/comfort'
Summary: Pretty much what it says on the tin: Film night with the boys of 221b. Some film references, some silliness, and just these two chaps being buds.
Author's Notes: My dear friend Tysolna has been working a huge amount of overtime lately, and it looks like the project might be coming to a conclusion, but she was still at work as late as midnight her time and when I told her I was sorry she had to slave away so late for so long, she asked if I might cheer her with a fic of some kind. How could I not give it a go? So, I settled in to think and, after a glass of raspberry wine and the words, "I'm sorry," still running through my head, my Muse came up with a plan. A silly plan, but a plan nonetheless. Here, you see the results. Not much hurt/comfort, but angst-free as you could ask and - I HOPE - funny. Tysolna, I hope it gives you a smile. <3
To everyone else... I'm sorry... ;p


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Beeblock Fic: His Sweetheart

Title: His Sweetheart
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Gregory Lestrade, Misc OCs
Word Count: 1,236
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Non-graphic violence, Evidence of previous violence, Some brandishing of guns, Manly smooches, Men who love other men, Unrepentant silliness, BAMF John Watson, Hurt/Comfort, Muse on the loose.
Summary: Sherlock's been kidnapped this time, John to the rescue, of course, but that doesn't upset Sherlock more than the problems surrounding a certain word.
Author's Notes: I had this silly little dream and was amused as I made breakfast, but didn't think I'd do anything with it... till I got stuck on one of my other projects and decided I was going to push through and write SOMETHING... this was the something. It's silly, it's ridiculous, but it's over a thousand words and I wrote it in spite of my brain trying to stress out and keep me from writing. So... well... there you go. Hope some of you like it, dear readers.


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Title: About The Bees - (pt 3/?)
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 1,234
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Mentions of possible death of a Major Character, Confusing timey wimey stuff, Muse off the leash.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: Continuing onward in the usual fashion. No idea where we'll end up, but there's confusing timeline biz ahead, dear readers.
Special Note: I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, I'm sorry for any glaring stupidity I happen to perpetrate along the way.


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Title: An Alternate Version of the Game – The Denouement
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, James Moriarty, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Billy Wiggins, Misc OCs, Mention of Col. Sebastian Moran, Mention of Mary Morstan
Word Count: 5,153
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Probably too vague to notice, but potential spoilers for S3
Warnings: Non-graphic violence, Misdirection, Scenery-chewing villain antics, Alternate Universe shenannigoats, Angst-turned-sentiment, Pre-slash (depending on your slash-goggle settings), Muse off the leash
Summary: Sherlock's had a rough time of it since returning from the dead, John's moved out and disappeared instead of forgiving him, he's alienated most of his former friends, even Mycroft can't seem to help him. Until he does, a bit out of the blue, and Sherlock goes to find who's been trying to weave Moriarty's criminal network back together. He is doubly surprised at what he finds.
Author's Notes: This is another one of those fics that started as a very vivid dream, and which the Muse would. just. not. let. go. I have things to do, enough WIP fics to start my own warehouse outlet, including things slated for publishing in the far too near future! But, no, my fic-brain and the Muse have to conspire against me... well, not really 'against', but... still... I GOT THINGS TO DO, SRSLY! It was mostly the reveal scene - you'll know it when you see it - and that this was an alternate version of 'back from the hiatus' fic. Unexpectedly BAMF John was a deciding factor, as well. Hope y'all like it, and lemme know if I bungled the Proof-Loofah™ or the Beta-Stick© thwackings.


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