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Title: What In The Name Of... Pizza? 2/?
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 794 (This chapter)
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Uhhh... Mention of possibly evil magical shenanigoats, Mention of *shudder* anchovies on pizza, Muse off the leash.
Original Prompt: “im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au - Angiespeggy on a Tumblr post
Summary: John is working as a pizza delivery person to make some extra cash, he encounters a very strange customer, or not a customer, depending. Hijinx, of course, ensue.
Author's Notes: The Muse is making me pay for every chunk I do on my main project right now. This just sprouted more story (also due to some instigating in the comments - you all know who you are, you lovely, far too clever for the good of us all, people). I'm hoping this stays short, but I'm making no promises either way, because we all know what happens then. I'm not sure where we're going here, but hoping y'all enjoy the ride with me.


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Title: Lakeside Lodge - 6/8
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Jeeves And Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves & Bertram Wooster (pre-slash or very friendly gen), Eustace Wooster, Claude Wooster, Misc OCs.
Word Count: This chapter - 5,052
Disclaimer: Not owning, not profiting, not meaning any harm.
Warnings: Implied men who love other men, Horror, Second-hand and implied gore. This chapter - very vague references to incest.
Original Prompt: An image from Spook_Me and the word 'Demon' - Image to be included with the relevant chapter as it's very spoilery.
Summary: Bertie and Jeeves go on a little Hallowe'en camping trip with some of the Drones and the Wooster twins, but things may or may not be as they seem.
Author's Notes: I thought I was almost done with this weekend before last, but apparently that was presumptuous of me. Still blaming the Muse, still only the transcriptionist, here. *snirk*


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Title: What In The Name Of... Pizza? 1/?
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 1,841 (This chapter)
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Uhhh... Mention of possibly evil magical shenanigoats, Mention of *shudder* anchovies on pizza, Muse off the leash.
Original Prompt: “im a pizza delivery person and i just delivered a pizza to someone in the middle of a satanic ritual and they gave me their number???” au - Angiespeggy on a Tumblr post
Summary: John is working as a pizza delivery person to make some extra cash, he encounters a very strange customer, or not a customer, depending. Hijinx, of course, ensue.
Author's Notes: Thanks to Angiespeggy and the ‘Trash AU’ prompts, my Muse snatched up the list and started giggling evilly.  This is the result.


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STATE OF THE FICCERY – Lakeside Lodge

WIP: Lakeside Lodge - Jeeves & Wooster - Horror, Demons, Supernatural Elements AU

I'm working on chapter six (still juggling with the current hugemongous AO3 Auction Fic), and hope to post this next Lakeside Lodge chapter by the weekend.

So, now would be a good time to re-read, if you're interested.

Thanks, peeps Send good vibes and any Muse Treats you have to spare.

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Beeblock Fic: A Promise Is A Promise

Title: A Promise Is A Promise
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sebastian Moran/James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Anthea, Misc OCs
Word Count: 1,399
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Yes, for S01E03, and S02E03
Warnings: Yes, this time definitely. Reference to suicide, Description of moderate gore, Non-graphic reference to the mutilation of a corpse, Potty mouth warning, Reference to manly scrumping, Manly smooches, Cavalier attitude toward life and death, Muse off the leash.
Summary: Minutes after Sherlock Holmes jumps, Sebastian Moran finds out Jim Moriarty's clever plan has apparently gone off the rails.
Author's Notes: Okaaaaay… so, I watched this little movie in my sleep last night—well, early this morning, actually. There was even background music, I tell you. So, when I got up I thought I’d take some notes, maybe use it in something later on, but an hour later I had the majority of this done and, well, yeah, I’m clearly my Muse’s little fic-bitch and ought to get used to it, right? Riiiight. Wish I could show you the video, too, it was pretty good. Apparently the Muse cast Michael Fassbender as Moran in this production, but you can have whoever you like in your own head while you read, it’s fine.


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Beeblock Fic: I'm A Bee!

Title: I'm A Bee!
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Past John Watson/Mary Morstan, Jane Morstan-Watson; Mention of Mary Morstan, Mycroft Holmes, Mrs. Hudson, Anthea.
Word Count: 3,131
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Yes, for pretty much all of S3
Warnings: References to people being shot, Faked Deaths, Angsty things in the past, and enormous amounts of fluff, particularly kid-oriented fluff - brace yourself.
Original Prompt: This Tumblr Post referencing This Product.
Summary: John receives a message from Sherlock to meet him at the park, enormous bales of fluff with a dusting of angst are the result.
Author's Notes: Apparently seeing that Tumblr post was enough to send the Muse into Kid!Fic Overdrive. Egad. Srsly, I generally don't like kid!fic, but lookit how much that didn't stop the Muse. I only realized halfway through that this was a continuance of 'Game Changer', so... really, there might be more(?) and there might not. I'm so clearly not in charge, here.
Special Note: If you haven't read 'Game Changer' a couple things referenced here won't make as much sense, but I think you might be able to get away without reading it, if necessary.


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Title: Lakeside Lodge - 5/8
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Jeeves And Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves & Bertram Wooster (pre-slash or very friendly gen), Eustace Wooster, Claude Wooster, Misc OCs.
Word Count: This chapter - 2,857
Disclaimer: Not owning, not profiting, not meaning any harm.
Warnings: Implied men who love other men, Horror, Second-hand and implied gore. This chapter - possibly disturbing description of vomiting.
Original Prompt: An image from Spook_Me and the word 'Demon' - Image to be included with the relevant chapter as it's very spoilery.
Summary: Bertie and Jeeves go on a little Hallowe'en camping trip with some of the Drones and the Wooster twins, but things may or may not be as they seem.
Author's Notes: It has been far too long, but here's a bit more. You'll notice I've added another chapter, and I'm totally blaming the Muse and these two chaps. I'm only the transcriptionist, I swear!


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STATE OF THE FICCERY – Lakeside Lodge

WIP: Lakeside Lodge - Jeeves & Wooster - Horror, Demons, Supernatural Elements AU

I'm working on the next chapter, alongside the current hugemongous AO3 Auction Fic, and hope to post the Lakeside Lodge chapter within this week sometime.

So, now would be a good time to re-read, if you're interested.

Thanks, peeps Send good vibes and any Muse Treats you have to spare.

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I know I deserve to be beaten soundly with the rolled-up newspaper for being a very bad ficcer, but it's a new year and I've added Works In Progress to the list. I am so sorry, those of you reading any of them, and I deserve all the glares and side-eyes I'm no doubt going to get. So, wincing in advance with an apologetic expression, I'm going to post the whole list, again, for 2015, along with the new additions.

WsIP:
Always Miss Something - Sherlock (TV) - Vampires, Fae, Were, Urban Fantasy AU

Battle Of The BAMFs - Sherlock (TV)

The Case Of The Consulting Cephalopoid - Sherlock (TV) - Aliens, Tentacles, Hybrid offspring (mpreg), Somewhat SciFi AU = NEW

Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Paisley - Jeeves & Wooster - Vampires, Demons AU

Doctor Watson And The Dragon Detective - Sherlock (TV) - Dragons, Mythological Beings, Urban Fantasy AU

Gladstone - Sherlock (TV)

Half And Half - Sherlock (TV) - Angels, Demons, Urban Fantasy AU

Happy New Year - Sherlock (TV) - Zombies AU

Illumination - Sherlock (TV) - Historical, Fantasy AU

I'm With You - Sherlock (TV) - Change in Timeline of Canon Events AU

The Medic Who Fluffed Me or Personal Physician To The Talent - Sherlock (TV) - Pornstar AU

Mycroft and the Master Blackmailer - Sherlock (TV)

Not Precisely Fitton - Cabin Pressure - Werewolves AU

The Singular Case Of Mr. Norbury - Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock (TV) - Crossover, Time Travel, Supernatural Elements AU

What In The World(s)? - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV Granada), Doctor Who - Crossover, Time Travel, Space Travel AU

When The Impossible Refuses To Be Eliminated - Sherlock (TV) - Shapeshifters, Mythological Beings, Alternate History AU


Newer WsIP:
About The Bees - Sherlock (TV) - Mystery, Time-travel, Bees AU

Another Life - Sherlock (TV) - Fantasy, Magic, Parallel Realities AU

Flatmates Should Know The Worst About Each Other - Sherlock (TV) - Mythical Beings, Urban Fantasy, Magic, Supernatural Elements AU

Lakeside Lodge - Jeeves & Wooster - Horror, Demons, Supernatural Elements AU

Not Your Usual Drunken Accident - Star Trek Reboot - Accidentally Drunk, Inter-Species Procreation, Alien Contact


This is as much for any new followers I've gained since the last WIP post, as it is for the veterans, in order to inform those new victims flisters and to update the ones who've already given themselves over to the torture. Srsly, I tell you all again that I am so grateful and admiring of those willing to suffer through these WsIP, because you are awesome and mighty in your patience fu! *salutes*

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Star Wars Fic: Fuzzy Feelings

Title: Fuzzy Feelings
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters/Pairings: Han Solo/Chewbacca
Word Count: 1,282
Disclaimer: Not claiming, nor intending any harm, just playing in someone else's awesome toys.
Warnings: Kinda obvious, but - Implied inter-species sex, Glancing description of minor wounds, Criminal activities, Risky behavior, Potentially lame humor, Off the cuff ficcery (as usual).
Original Prompt: Pudupudu mentioning there was no Han Solo/Chewbacca fic to be had (that she - or I - could find) and thus I had to enforce Rule #34, which was kind of a prompt in itself.
Summary: Han and Chewbacca have barely got away from a smuggling deal gone bad, and Han needs a bit of patching up. One thing leads to another.
Author's Notes: pudupudu and I were talking about her fondness for Harrison Ford (and, apparently this was due to his role, among many others he's played, as Han Solo). Upon discovering that Rule #34 seems to be thus far ignored by the Star Wars fandom (as far as either of us could find), I had to right this egregious wrong, as well as - hopefully - please my dear friend. It’s more hinty than smutty, but ya gotta start somewhere, right? Please bear in mind that I’ve never written in the Star Wars fandom before (only a crossover of the vaguest sort). That said, here you are… ficcery.


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Beeblock Fic: Game Changer

Title: Game Changer
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Mary Morstan (Watson), Sherlock Holmes, Baby Girl Watson; Mention of John Watson
Word Count: 2,328
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Yes, for S3 in general and E2 & E3 in specific.
Warnings: Nope, other than reference to society's ridiculous obsession with pink things for female babies.
Original Prompt: Nothing specific, other than seeing two different Tumblr posts with Sherlock holding a baby.
Summary: Mary and her new baby get a visit from Sherlock, who has a few things to say.
Author's Notes: So, yeah, I saw like two Tumblr posts with Sherlock holding a baby (pretty much sure both were meant to be John & Mary's baby), and along with the effects of cold medicine and weird sleep schedule, I found myself writing about 2k at about 4 in the morning. I hope someone besides me likes it. Shoot me a message if anything's buggered, since I'm the whole Beta-Wash© and Proof-Loofah™ staff up in here.


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Title: Some Birthday Nonsense Is Worth The Trouble
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Word Count: 1,097
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Yes, for S3E3
Warnings: Not much - Vague mention of minor violence, Off-the-cuff ficcery, Almost but not quite blink and you'll miss it near crossover.
Summary: It's Sherlock's birthday and he doesn't care, but John does, and he sort of gets Sherlock to come around.
Author's Notes: I meant to write something for Sherlock Holmes' birthday and nearly forgot! I was actually getting into bed when I realized I hadn't written my annual Sherlock Holmes birthday fic. So, this is technically late, but I wrote it before dawn of the 7th, so it counts, right? Right? *snirk* Anyhoo, just pretend it's the 6th while you read, yeah? Thankee. Oh, and I am very nearly asleep at the wheel here, so lemme know if you spot any oopsies, I've spellchecked and read-through, but I'm cross-eyed tired. Thanks again, m'peeps.


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Title: Underwater Kiss
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC - AU
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Word Count: 2,270
Disclaimer: CD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: YES, but for my WIP 'The Case Of The Consulting Cephalopoid' - although, if you've read everything I've got thus far, the spoilers aren't all that unexpected.
Warnings: Not really, except Manly smooches, Inter-species romantic and sexual relationship, Mildly unsafe swimming practices, Hearthrug abuse.
Original Prompt: I reblogged a Tumblr Post offering to do a few quickie ficlets for Kissing Prompts; Tysolna prompted: "If you're still needing kissing prompts... might I ask for either 18 in the Squidlock 'verse, or 21 for Penguins of Madagascar (any you'd like)? :) Thanks and funsies!"
[#18: Underwater Kiss]
Summary: John and Sherlock enjoying a moonlight swim, only Sherlock's far, far more comfortable in the water than John. Smoochy hijinx ensue.
Author's Notes: As was no doubt her clever plan, I couldn’t resist this belated prompt for the Thanksgiving smoochfest, mainly because Tysolna included a prompt based on a Sherlock AU I’m writing, and one of my favs, to boot. Not at ALL unexpectedly, it’s longer than I’d planned (I kept all the others under 2k). Also, not only is it better if you’ve read (or re-read first) ‘The Case Of The Consulting Cephalopoid’, it’s also a bit spoilery for that WIP, so you have been warned. Honestly, though, if I were more conversant with the Penguins of Madagascar, I can’t say I might not’ve tried that on for size too, but who knows, maybe after I see the latest movie… *ebil eyebrow wiggle* Anyway, I do hope you like it, Tysolna. <3


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Title: Unanticipated Developments
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Mycroft Holmes/Sally Donovan (Pre-hetslash)
Word Count: 1,826
Disclaimer: ACD's Sherlock Holmes stories are public domain, but I mean no disrespect or illegality in my use of them or their BBC adaptations as source material.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Mention of previous non-graphic violence and incapacitation through drugging, Mostly chaste heterosexual smoochings, No doubt frustratingly free of actual smut.
Original Prompt: I reblogged a Tumblr Post offering to do a few quickie ficlets for Kissing Prompts; Introspectivenavelgazer prompted: "9 Sally/Mycroft please? *bats eyelashes winsomely*."
[#9: Jawline Kiss]
Summary: Mycroft Holmes goes to Sally Donovan's to speak about a recent bit of excitement at 221B Baker Street; things take an unexpected turn.
Author's Notes: I knew what I wanted to do with this almost at once, but I had to get through the prompts that came in previously. This tried really hard to be much longer, but I wrestled it to the ground and shoved most of that extra content into flashbacks to save time; otherwise, I’d’ve never got it done. I hope you like it anyway, my dear Introspectivenavelgazer. I present it to you with the memory of Thanksgiving feasting and the sparkle of the more recent festivities. <3


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Title: Mostly Merry Christmas
Rating: PG
Fandom: Calvin & Hobbes
Characters/Pairings: Calvin/Hobbes
Word Count: 1,499
Disclaimer: Not owning, all original characters are the property of their creators, etcetera and so forth.
Warnings: Implications of inter-species romantic relationships, Vaguely-described but possibly disgusting food products, Fluff, Shmoop, Cuddling.
Original Prompt: “I could really go for a cute/fluffy Calvin and Hobbes thing. Does cute/fluffy count as a phrase to base it off of? *hugs tight* I love you dear.” - DirtyCorzaHarkness
Summary: Calvin and Hobbes spend Christmas eve in Calvin's apartment instead of going 'home' for the holiday, but they find ways to make it interesting, anyway.
Author's Notes: I wrote this for DirtyCorzaHarkness's prompt because she's a generous, sweet friend and has been having some rough times lately. Thank you for your kindness, Corza, m'dearie, and for being so supportive of the ficcery and the me. <3 Also, yes, the sodas mentioned here really do exist. No, really: Jones Soda Holiday Pack.


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