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CP - GERTI phonetically
Series Title: Sky Gods, or: In Space No-One Can Hear Your Word Games
Episode Title: Aldebaran - Intro & Scene 1/?
Authors: Random_Nexus & Tysolna
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Cabin Pressure
Characters/Pairings: Arthur Shappey, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, Douglas Richardson, Martin Crief, Misc OCs
Word Count: 480
Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with John Finnemore - though we're enormously indebted to him for his brilliant imagination - or with Pozzitive Productions, we're not doing this for profit or gain, only for the fun of it.
Warnings: No archive warnings apply.
Summary: The crew of the space ship G-ERTI is going on a cargo flight to Aldebaran, transporting their client's belongings to his new home. Carolyn has strictly forbidden all extraneous expenses and fuel wastage, resulting in a dangerously unheated cargo hold. Meanwhile, Arthur experiments with free-fall cuisine.
Author's Notes: When two (crazy?) people who love both Cabin Pressure and Science Fiction very much meet in a Skype chat and suddenly hit on the idea of combining the two, the result is this: Cabin Pressure in Space. Ideas exploded instantly, with much laughter and furious typing. We hope you enjoy reading this series as much as we enjoy writing it. Thanks go to John Finnemore for Cabin Pressure, and to Stephanie Cole, Roger Allam, Benedict Cumberbatch and (again) John Finnemore for breathing such delightful life into the characters.

Beeblock Comment Fic: Pranking Sherlock

SH - BBC - J&S Giggle Crime Scene
Title: Pranking Sherlock
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 600
Disclaimer: Not my creations, not my money-machine, not my intellectual property, etc, etc, don't sue.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Token versions - Childish behavior, Ill-advised use of eggs and sharpies, off the cuff ficcery.
Original Prompt: Twofold prompt from Tumblr, 'john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace...' by Trashholmes and, 'john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”' by Thexth.
Summary: Sherlock's rudeness about interruptions prompts a reprisal from John.
Author's Notes: This splatted right upside my Muse when I saw the reblog with these combined prompts and I had to write this and add it to the reblog chain. It's silly, childish, and probably more crack than anything else. I want to see it on video, srsly. *snirk*


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ST xi - Kirk_Spock
Title: In Public And In Private On The Enterprise
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Characters/Pairings: James T. Kirk/Spock; mentions of Leonard McCoy, Nyota Uhura, Hikaru Sulu, Pavel Chekov, Sarek
Word Count: 1,032
Disclaimer: The usual, not claiming, owning, profiting, not accepted into Star Fleet... etcetera
Warnings: Mild heads-up for Implied Manly inter-species sex, Mention of manly inter-species smooches, Crew fraternization, and all-purpose nonsensery.
Original Prompt: From the tumblr 'Domesticity Meme' - Question #9 Do they act different in public and at home? - Tysolna
Summary: A brief story about the progress of Kirk and Spock balancing their public and private lives after becoming a couple.
Author's Notes: This one sprang up the other night just as I was about to do some work on another project, and I had the bulk of it written within 2 hours. Really, this feels more like the Muse telling us an anecdote, rather than an actual fic. It’s a little cracky and very tongue-in-cheek; hope you like it, my dear Tysolna! <3


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SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 6)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: My gawdz, I'm really feeling the pinch of 100 words right now, my dear readers. *squirm*
[Extra Note: I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, I'm sorry for any glaring stupidity I happen to perpetrate along the way.]


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Beeblock Drabble: About The Bees - (pt 5)

SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 5)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: Another tiny bit more.
[Extra Note: I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, I'm sorry for any glaring stupidity I happen to perpetrate along the way.]


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Sparkly Muse Juice - Roquentine
Title: The Difference Between Borrowing And Stealing
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson
Word Count: 1,322
Disclaimer: The usual, not claiming, owning, profiting, or having a clue what I'm doing.
Spoilers: Other than these two characters BEING in the movie? No.
Warnings: Just a bit, Implied manly scrumping, Manly smooches, Forcing you to imagine Steve doing something weird, Seat-of-the-pants ficcery, Questionable themes.
Original Prompt: From the tumblr 'Domesticity Meme' - Question #17 Most trivial thing they fight over? - Tayefeth
Summary: Sam and Steve have an issue with missing clothing.
Author's Notes: Me: I haven't seen it yet, so I'm going to just fake it, FYI. ;D
Tayefeth: That’s fine! (But do find time to see Cap2 if you can. So many feels. And wonderful politics, too.)


Tayefeth, m’friend, this is largely cracky with a little bit of bent romance/relationship biz wedged into the gaps. I haven’t seen the movie yet (wanted to, didn’t get the opportunity, alas) and I did warn you, so I just sort of faked it based on the trailers and a teensy visit to the wiki for height stats. The rest is utter fabrication, which is, really, what ficcery’s all about, right? Hope it’s not too painful for you! *wincingly hopeful smile*


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SH - BBC - SH &amp; JW close manip
Title: They Say Third Time’s The Charm, But What Do They Know?
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper, Greg Lestrade, Mrs. Holmes (Mummy), Mr. Holmes (SH's Father), Misc OCs; Mention of Sally Donovan
Word Count: 1,618
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or stopping any time soon.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Not really, Manly smooches, Implied off-screen manly scrumpings, Non-graphic off-screen violence, Crackish situations, Suspicious ficcery.
Original Prompt: From the tumblr 'Domesticity Meme' - Question #6 Do they get married (or equivalent)? - Jomk.
Summary: The story of Sherlock and John's civil union, their subsequent wedding, and then their other wedding.
Author's Notes: When I first saw your ask, Jomk, I was worried the Muse had used all her mojo on the first question from someone else, because nothing came to mind!  D:  But when I came back to it again after finishing that prompt, it was like feeling the Muse shake it out and refocus, because after a few minutes of thought I had this all over the inside of my eyelids and itching to escape from my fingertips onto the keyboard.  So, here we are.  This is utterly silly, not meant to be taken at all seriously, and contains no socially redeeming value whatsoever, so… y’know… the usual.  ;D


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JW - Bertie Jeeves Luv
Title: Bertie And The Unexpected Labial Press
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster, Claude Wooster, Eustace Wooster, Aunt Agatha, Misc OCs
Word Count: 2,299
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or meaning any harm.
Warnings: Not really, Very brief non-graphic violence, Manly smooches, iffy ficcery.
Original Prompt: From the tumblr 'Domesticity Meme' - Question #1: How did they first kiss? - Tygermama
Summary: The Story of Bertie and Jeeves' first kiss - in the midst of a week of Aunt Agatha shoving likely ladies at an unwilling Bertie, and all the hijinx that usually accompany such endeavours.
Author's Notes: As I put in the post on Tumblr, 'Srsly, tygermama, you can’t be slipping the Muse those extra strength Muse Treats all the time, it’s murder on my poor keyboard. Wow, almost 2.3k words when I was planning a drabblish sort of thing! What the heckabetsy did you put in those Muse Treats, Tygermama?' 0_0 The rest from this meme will prolly be much shorter, just so you know. *gives the Muse a stern glare* ;p


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Maleficent Fic: The Shapes Of Affection

Dark Fae Girl
Title: The Shapes Of Affection
Rating: PG
Fandom: Maleficent (2014 film)
Characters/Pairings: Diaval, Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip
Word Count: 1,906
Disclaimer: I sure as heckabetsy am not Walt, or his clone, and I'm doing this for fun, not profit.
Spoilers: YES. Spoilers for several plot points in the film.
Warnings: Not this time, actually.
Summary: It's a nice spring evening and Diaval's got a question he's been very much wanting to ask.
Author's Notes: Okay, then. I saw 'Maleficent' on Monday, people. The Muse was poking me in the back of the brain with this by Wednesday. To say it's a fledgling fic in a new fandom is a ridiculously extravagant understatement. Keep your expectations conservative, is all I'm saying. Thanks.


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Avengers Fic: Stand Up

Dark Fae Girl
Title: Stand Up
Rating: PG
Fandom: Avengers (& Captain America & S.H.I.E.L.D.)
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers, Peggy Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Agent Phil Coulson, Misc OCs; Mention of Peggy Carter
Word Count: 4,004
Disclaimer: Not owning, profiting, meaning any harm, or in any way claiming anything that's not mine is.
Warnings: Mild warning for bullying and non-graphic minor violence amongst minors
Summary: Someone's got to stand up for those who can't.
Author's Notes: The Muse has been trying to get me to write this for weeks, in some fashion or other, but I don't really like kid-fic (writing or reading) as a rule. Then I saw This Post on Tumblr that had to do with imagining if Steve Rogers had a kid, and how they might inherit his pre-serum conditions. (Thanks to mugglemom08, I was able to find the post!) And that fused with the pre-existing scenario the Muse has been harping on, pushing it into critical mass or something, because I gave in and let the Muse have her way. This is not a surprise for many of you, I know. So, it's kid-fic, I'm still spanky new and green in the Avengers fandom, and not my usual bag of chips, so be prepared for suckage - or at least a stiff wind. ;p
Extra Note: I would like to give a big thanks to lady_karasu for letting me get in line ahead of a lot of her other commitments and thwacking this with the Beta-stick™ - Anything wonky remaining is all my fault.


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Beeblock Drabble: About The Bees - (pt 4)

SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 4)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: It seems we're moving onward, I wonder what's going to happen - *Looks expectantly at the Muse*
[Extra Note: I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, I'm sorry for any glaring stupidity I happen to perpetrate along the way.]


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Beeblock Drabble: About The Bees - (pt 3)

SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 3)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: The Muse seems to have a plan, so prolly more at some point. I blame rabidsamfan's influence (the past master at the art of drabble ficcery).
[Extra Note: I'm no scientist, nor do I play one on TV, I'm sorry for any glaring stupidity I happen to perpetrate along the way.]


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Beeblock Drabble: About The Bees - (pt 2)

SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 2)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: There's more, apparently. Already a third done, and might be more, beyond that, might not; your guess is as good as mine - again, I say ask the Muse. ;D


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Beeblock Drabble: About The Bees - (pt 1)

SH - BBC - Sherlock
Title: About The Bees - (pt 1)
Rating: G
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, OC
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not owning, claiming, profiting, or quitting anytime soon.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Surprisingly, no.
Summary: A client has come to talk to Sherlock.
Author's Notes: No idea. Was doing playlist fic roulette, writing a few sentences or so of whatever came to mind as I listened to random songs on my playlist. This one grabbed me, not sure why. Might be more, might not; your guess is as good as mine - ask the Muse. ;D


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Beeblock Dream Fic: Rooftop Confession

SH - BBC - SH &amp; JW close manip
Title: Rooftop Confession
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Word Count: 2,515
Disclaimer: No claiming, owning, profiting, or stopping.
Spoilers: Yes, for S3, E2 & E3 (tiny, but there)
Warnings: Not really, except - Men who want to partner with men, Talk of Manly smooches, Possibly oddball and unsatisfying dialogue, YMMV.
Original Prompt: My sleeping subconscious.
Summary: Sherlock asks John to join him for a slightly unexpected discussion.
Author's Notes: As those who know me have prolly heard at some point, I’ve always dreamt pretty vividly. Lately, in fact, I’ve had some pretty involved doozies, like this. No, really. About 9/10ths of this was straight up dream-factory issue; I just polished it a bit and fixed a few weird non sequiturs, as well as reconstructing a few bits of dialogue that I sort of lost between waking and getting to a notepad, then to the PC to get more of the basics down. No, I don’t know where Mary is supposed to be or anything about the baby, I didn’t get anything but these two chaps. I was going to keep it to make something larger with later, but I know how I am, that’ll never happen. So, here it is.

Also, it’s really kinda neat having Martin Freeman’s voice narrating in my head (yes, for some of it). I’m hoping I’ll get something with the delicious Cumbervoice next. You hear that, subconscious? Talking to you, yo!


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