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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Part Two - Peter Pan’s New Pals
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock BBC / Peter Pan (Fusion of J.M. Barrie book & 1953 Disney film)
Characters/Pairings: Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, Lost Boys (none singled out), Captain James Hook, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Assorted Indian Braves; Mention of Princess Tiger Lily, Fairy Queen Mab
Word Count: 2,288
Disclaimer: I'm not Walt, I'm not ACD, nor Moffat, Gatiss, or the Beeb; I own nothing, claim nothing, profit by nothing, and mean no harm.
Warnings: Implied violence of the Disney animated movie sort, Implied men who love other men, Belief suspenders required.
Original Prompt: A Tumblr reblog thread shown in Part One.
Summary: Peter Pan, Tinker Bell, and the Lost Boys are battling Captain Hook and his pirates - like usual - but this time there's been something new added to the game.
Author's Notes: Wow, okay, it sounds silly to say (and not for the first time), but I totally didn't see this sequel/second part coming till it hit. Hit in total, start to finish, as a whole chunk of info in my fic-brain, BAM! FIC! and so I gave my fingers to the Muse and here we are: 2.2k of utterly silly crossover. Strap on your belief suspenders and pop yourself in the 'way back machine' to your childhood, because this is in no way serious or claiming to be of any social relevance, whatsoever.


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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
On Tumblr, I got caught up in a tumblr reblog thread, starting with Thegreatgherkin87's post (which I highly encourage you to go peek at, since there are GIFs made from the pertinent episode of Sherlock there) and going through three others till the point where my Muse staged a brief takeover of my keyboard (y'know, like usual):

thegreatgherkin87:
"Since this is likely to be the last conversation I’ll have with John Watson, would you mind if we took a moment?"

Yea, Mycroft totally thought Sherlock was going to tell John about his feels

silentauroriamthereal:
He absolutely did.

hippediva:
Sherlock should have slipped John the gun, then they could have commandeered the plane and flown off to Neverland where they could play at pirates and deduce fairy mysteries and throw things from the nursery window at Mycroft….oops….did I cross the streams again? Sorry about that…

blackmorgan:
Well last time I checked, things weren’t exactly peaches in Neverland either, though a couple of new buccaneers wouldn’t go amiss. ;)

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…Tink zoomed around and landed on Peter’s shoulder, pointing and jingling. Peter turned to look, one hand on his belt dagger, and saw the two figures moving along the shore toward the pier. Peter’s keen gaze tracked their footprints in the sand back along the beach, just above the waterline, and noted that the twin line of tracks just started out of nowhere.

Nearly hopping up and down on Peter’s shoulder, Tink was jingling like mad, and Peter almost couldn’t understand what she was saying, until he suddenly did. “He did what? Deduced? Deduced what?”

Nearly putting her face in Peter’s ear, Tinker Bell whispered, the sound like tiny bells made of delicate glass ringing far away.

Peter Pan’s eyes widened, his gasp quiet before turning his eyes from Tink to the steadily-approaching men - one tall and dark-haired, graceful and proud in a way that was not like a certain pirate captain Peter knew; the other not tall at all with sandy-blond-grey hair and very nearly a seaman’s swaggering walk.

"You’re right, Tink," Peter murmured. "Trouble."

The pixie gave a trilling little laugh, a questioning tilt to her head as she stood solidly on his shoulder, hands on her hips.

Chuckling as a slow grin grew upon his lips, Peter winked at Tinker Bell, saying, “I never said it wasn’t the fun sort of trouble, did I?

More Fairy laughter spiralled into the sky along with Peter Pan as they both set an indirect intercept course for the latest arrivals in Neverland.


(*Random comes back to the computer with some biscuits, finds Muse fingerprints all over the keyboard and half her tea missing, as well as a new reblog on tumblr. Sighs heavily and sits down muttering about tea thieves and presumptuous Muses.*)


Oh, look, the Muse struck again: Part Two
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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Last Chapter of a Beeblock Fic
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Anderson, Misc OCs
Word Count: 903
Disclaimer: Not owning, profiting, or in any way making claims of the illegal sort. All hail ACD, The Moffat, The Gatiss, and The Beeb.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Some: Implied and vaguely-described violence, Implied murder, Implied manly scrumpings.
Original Prompt: My own, actually, on tumblr: "That epic novel or fic you’ve been writing in your head? Yeah, you know the one. The one you’ll probably never actually write? How about, for April Fool’s Day, you just write the last chapter, or the epilogue. Go cracky, go melodramatic, go space opera, go romantic comedy, go six-way crossover of doom - whatever twinkles your twinkies - but go on and write the grand and glorious literary version of the money shot without all the tediousness of the beginning and middle. If you haven’t got a chapter in you, what about writing a bogus review for an epic fic (or novel) that never was?" - April Fool’sFake-Out Challenge - The Faked Book/Fic.
Summary: It's the last chapter of the fic, Sherlock and John have the bad guy captured at 221b and...
Author's Notes: I wanted to do something a little more wacky and/or cracky, but this one was the one the Muse had the strongest grip of, so... here we are. I typed the last half while partially asleep at the keyboard, and I didn't spot anything amiss just now, but if you see an oops, msg me, please. Thanks, peeps!


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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Not Your Usual Drunken Accident - Pt. 2
Rating: PG
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Characters/Pairings: Hikaru Sulu, Leonard McCoy, Spock
Word Count: 1,523
Disclaimer: Not claiming, not profiting, not J.J. Abrams, not Gene Roddenberry, not meaning any harm, don't nerve-pinch me.
Spoilers: Nah
Warnings: Um, not really? Implications of possible minor physical harm, Implied potential inter-species procreation, Accidental drunkenness, Cranky doctors.
Summary: Sulu wakes up in sick bay, and has more to worry about than a hangover.
Author's Notes: Apparently there's more.
Extra note: I'm reeeeeally new to ficcing in the Star Trek fandom, campers, so if I bugger it up a bit, smack me around gently, okay?


Pt. 1 "Sometimes The Natives Can Be Too Friendly"

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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Monsters At The End Of The World
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: The Wolf Man (1941) / Dracula Mythology
Characters/Pairings: Peter Talbot, Vlad Tepes
Word Count:2,415
Warnings: References to (unsuccessful) suicide attempts, Talk of off-screen apocalyptic war(s), Environmental damage, Suspicious partnerships.
Original Prompt: A sentence prompt posted on Tumblr by Writeworld: "We were the only monsters at the end of the world."
Summary: A man contemplates the end of the world; more specifically, what comes after.
Author's Notes: This sentence smacked me right upside the Muse when I saw it. Didn't intend to write anything, but I did. It's weird, but these ARE writing practices, right? So, well, here's another weird one.


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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Two Holiday Drabbles Plus One
Rating: G
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster, Bertram Wooster/Rockmetteller "Rocky" Todd
Word Count: 100 each
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or anything like that. Srsly.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Mixed bag this time, Implied Manly scrumpings, Implied overindulgence of alcohol, Improbable insectile anthropomorphization, Possibly exceeding the suggested number of bees on a single sunflower.
Original Prompt: The 01/01/14 Weekly Drabble Challenge at the IndeedSir community by Lawnnun: "This week: Three options. A: New Year's and associated debauchery. B: Boxing Day and what it means to Jeeves. C: A world of bee people, where Bertie really is a drone, and his fearsome queen aunts keep pestering him to breed."
Summary: A= Bertie wakes to surprises after the Drones' New Year's Eve party. B= Bertie and Jeeves celebrate Boxing Day a bit differently than most. C= Bertie the bee shares his aunt-borne woes with his new friend.
Author's Notes: Honestly, chaps and chapettes, I couldn't decide between the three prompts. So I did one for each of 'em. \o/ (no promises that they're any good, but still...)


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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
Title: Documenting The Newt Contretemps
Rating: G
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram Wooster; mentions of Aunt Dahlia, Augustus "Gussie" Fink-Nottle, Misc. newts.
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or anything like that. Srsly.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Nope. Well, not unless discussion of newts, slime, or cleaning bathrooms troubles you.
Original Prompt: The 12/19/13 Weekly Drabble Challenge at the IndeedSir community by Lawnnun: "This week: five words. Slink, Slither, Slime, Sluice, Slosh. Bonus points for using all five, of course."
Summary: Bertie's writing and seeks assistance from Jeeves.
Author's Notes: Not only did I use all five words, but I used them in order! \o/ Haha!


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10 March 2014 @ 08:07 pm
Title: Alas, All Is Revealed
Rating: PG
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram Wooster, Aunt Dahlia
Word Count: 150
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or anything like that. Srsly.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Implications of manly scrumping, Semi-nudity, Nudity, Improper attire for tea.
Original Prompt: The 12/11/13 Weekly Drabble Challenge at the IndeedSir community by Lawnnun: "This week: Through whatever concatenation of circumstances, Jeeves is called upon to be his professional and unflappable self while completely naked."
Summary: Aunt Dahlia vociferously frees the felines from the sack.
Author's Notes: I tried, and tried, and tried some more, and I COULD NOT get this down to 100 words, so I trimmed and juggled till it was an even 150 words, so 'drabble & a half' and still too short for my preferences. As usual.


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04 March 2014 @ 09:41 pm
Title: Quite Unlikely
Rating: G
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Animal versions of Reginald Jeeves and Bertram Wooster
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or anything like that. Srsly.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Nope
Original Prompt: The 12/03/13 Weekly Drabble Challenge at the IndeedSir community by Lawnnun: "And now, a really simple one: Jeeves and Bertie as animals. Just in general, but extra points for a very unlikely cross-species friendships like Gohan and Aochan. Their story and others you could use: http://www.cracked.com/article_19463_5-real-animal-friendships-straight-out-disney-movie.html"
Summary: Bertie the otter makes an unexpected friend.
Author's Notes: I used the same animals as their daemons before, I know, but I couldn't seem to think of another odd pairing I liked more. *shrug*


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Nonsensical Whatnotterist
01 March 2014 @ 02:29 pm
Title: Convention Kismet
Rating: G
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram Wooster
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: Not claiming, owning, profiting, or anything like that. Srsly.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Nope
Original Prompt: The 11/27/13 Weekly Drabble Challenge at the IndeedSir community by Lawnnun: "This week: Porn industry AU. Is Jeeves the best cameraman in the business? Is Bertie an adorable twink whose ineradicable innocence has launched a thousand tissues? Alternate challenge: Modern-day Jeeves and Bertie meet up at a steampunk event."
Summary: Bertie the young steampunk costuming enthusiast spots a like-minded chap at the convention.
Author's Notes: I just had to do one for each option. I couldn't help myself! This is, obviously, the 'steampunk AU'. Sorry, this couldn’t be done properly in 100 words (by me, anyhow), so it’s a double drabble–mea culpa.


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